It’s Draft Day!
Here. We. Go.
Our final mock. After weeks (ok months) of “research” (defined to include watching a shit ton of football with fistfuls of chicken wings and buckets of Coors Light) it’s time to put our “knowledge” to work. So many questions heading into the Draft, so many rumors flying around; it’s hard to decipher what’s legit and what’s bullshit. But that’s why we’re here.
Will Myles Jack fall out of the Top 10? (Yes).
How many receivers will go in the first round? (4).
O/U on first round trades? (3.5).
Will Ginger King and Roid Rage continue their streak of more correct first round picks than Kiper and McShay? (obviously). Seriously, why aren’t we on network television? The man’s keeping a ginger down.
Enough of that. Let’s get to it.
| Round 1 | Team | Pick | Position |
| 1 | LA Rams | Jared Goff (Cal) | QB |
| 2 | Philadelphia Eagles | Carson Wentz (North Dakota St.) | QB |
| 3 | San Diego Chargers | Jalen Ramsey (FSU) | CB |
| 4 | Dallas Cowboys | Joey Bosa (OSU) | DE |
| 5 | Jacksonville Jaguars | DeForest Buckner (Oregon) | DE |
| 6 | Baltimore Ravens | Laremy Tunsil (Ole Miss) | OL |
| 7 | San Francisco 49ers | Ronnie Stanley (Notre Dame) | OL |
| 8 | Cleveland Browns | Paxton Lynch (Memphis) | QB |
| 9 | Tampa Bay Bucs | Vernon Hargreaves (Florida) | CB |
| 10 | New York Giants | Jack Conklin (MSU) | OL |
| 11 | Chicago Bears | Leonard Floyd (Georgia) | LB |
| 12 | New Orleans Saints | Myles Jack (UCLA) | LB |
| 13 | Miami Dolphins | Ezekiel Elliot (OSU) | RB |
| 14 | Oakland Raiders | Sheldon Rankins (Louisville) | DT |
| 15 | Tennessee Titans | Taylor Decker (OSU) | OL |
| 16 | Detroit Lions | Jarran Reed (Alabama) | DT |
| 17 | Atlanta Falcons | Josh Doctson (TCU) | WR |
| 18 | Indianapolis Colts | Ryan Kelly (Alabama) | OL |
| 19 | Buffalo Bills | Reggie Ragland (Alabama) | LB |
| 20 | New York Jets | Darren Lee (OSU) | LB |
| 21 | Washington Redskins | Emmanuel Ogbah (Ok St.) | DE |
| 22 | Houston Texans | Will Fuller (Notre Dame) | WR |
| 23 | Minnesota Vikings | Corey Coleman (Baylor) | WR |
| 24 | Cincinnati Bengals | Laquan Treadwell (Ole Miss) | WR |
| 25 | Pittsburgh Steelers | Eli Apple (OSU) | CB |
| 26 | Seattle Seahawks | Noah Spence (Eastern Kentucky) | DE |
| 27 | Green Bay Packers | Kenny Clark (UCLA) | DT |
| 28 | Kansas City Chiefs | William Jackson III (Houston) | CB |
| 29 | Arizona Cardinals | Keanu Neal (Florida) | S |
| 30 | Carolina Panthers | Artie Burns (Miami) | CB |
| 31 | Denver Broncos | Chris Jones (Miss St.) | DE |